Top 10 Proposals for New Olympic Sports

August 17, 2008

10. Manscaping. It will be a few years until the Eastern European teams can really compete on our level.

9. Red Rover. Red Rover, Red Rover let the Chinese come over.

8. Drinking game pentathalon: Strip poker, quarters, beer pong, asshole, flip cups. The Irish have won every year.

7. Extreme Tubing – not to be confused with ‘extreme tubbing’, where guys in bath tubs race down a steep-ass mountain. [Read more]

WTF for Friday, August 15th 2008

August 15, 2008

  • What happens when a cartoonist mixes marijuana and ‘shrooms?
    That’s right: I am more delicious.
    Cream 500
  • As Van Halen once said, “Might as well jump!”
    Ways to entertain yourself in a hotel.
    Hotel Jump
  • “A Tampon Stun Gun! You shouldn’t have…”
    What happens to products that don’t get picked up by QVC.
    Slightly Warped.com

Top Ten Worst Ideas for a Date

August 13, 2008

10. Bringing your MacBook Pro for the “slow” moments.

9. Taking a vegan to the Brazilian steak house.

8. Taking someone to a lecture on the proliferation of HPV in a modern twenty-something culture.

7. A workout out at the Gym. Sweat can be produced in much better ways.

6. Taking a current date to an ex’s favorite haunt. AAAAaaaawk-ward. [Read more]

Weekly Quarterlife Links

August 11, 2008

WTF for Friday, August 7th 2008

August 8, 2008

  • Argh, This L.P. Be Free, Says I
    You know you wanted to be a pirate. Maybe you are.
    Coins of the Realm
  • Playing an Acoustic Guitar…Electronically
    Can’t afford Guitar Hero?
    Flash Guitar

Top Ten Things You Tell Your Friend But Not Your Mom

August 6, 2008

10. “Only a loser would have married my dad.”

9. “I don’t think I’m really using my college degree.”

8. “That burning sensation has really gone down.”

7. “I don’t believe in God/Jesus/Buddha/Allah/Santa Claus.”

6. “Maybe I should look into stripping as a second job to support my Wii habit.” [Read more]

Weekly Quarterlife Links

August 4, 2008

A News Producer from Chicago offers her take on millennials.
The Millennials: Generation All About Me

An article about a recent study by the Northwestern Mutual Financial Network about millennials’ attitudes toward their careers.
“Millennials are ‘Eager but Anxious’”

A resourceful site for the greatest unsong hero: the intern.
Internet Queen, Inc.

WTF for Friday, August 1st 2008

August 1, 2008