Top 10 Signs You’re Too Addicted to the Internet

10. You’ve started to look like your favorite emoticon.

9. You’ve memorized your credit card number, expiration date, and that three digit number on the back.

8. OMG u st8rted spkng n L33T.

7. You camped outside Al Gore’s house for three weeks just to thank him for his invention.

6. You’ve started typing “.com” after every period.com

5. You ask the clerk at Whole Foods how many stars the bag of Organic Farms Arugula got.

4. Your skin crawls when someone pronounces ‘meme’ wrong.

3. Your ringtone is Chocolate Rain.

2. You’ve already composed an email to pass on this Top 10 list.

1. You ask your girlfriend if she is up for some downloading tonight.