Top 10 Signs You Aren’t Health Conscious Enough

10. You’re healthy! You eat only organic products. They just happen to be organic white cheddar Cheetoes, organic chocolate, and organic macaroni and cheese.

9. Just watching those people on Sweatin’ to the Oldies makes you tired.

8. Tobacco is all-natural, right?

7. You think pilates are Italian cookies.

6. Your credo is: “If you can bend down and see your feet, then it’s all you can eat!”

5. The blood bank denies your blood because it’s considered “Prego.”

4. All your food descriptions begin with “Mc”.

3. You’re eating while reading this Top 10 list.

2. You only go to the doctor when you start pissing the rainbow of fruit flavors.

1. You bought the Jane Fonda work out video but not to exercise to…