Top Ten Benefits of Moving Back In With Your Parents

10. The time saved from cooking your meals and cleaning your room can now be parlayed into trying to beat Grand Theft Auto 4.

9. No matter how concerned you are about aging, it is never as bad as seeing your father standing in front of an open fridge wearing only his tighty-whities.

8. Your one-night stands now have someone to talk to during that awkward silence at breakfast (and your parents can spot them cab fare).

7. Ramen noodles are replaced by whole meals… made in the oven!

6. When you have company over, your parents are totally cool with you referring to them as, “the roommates.”

5. Watching “Design on a Dime” with your mother has inspired you to change your room from “drab to fab.”

4. You don’t have to play drunken twister by yourself anymore.

3. The money you used to spend on porn can now be put into a high yield, long term FTSE All-World ex-US ETF, rolled into an IRA… or not.

2. Your clothes smell like Snuggles, and those tattered rags you call “underwear” are finally tossed out and burned.

1. Unlike your previous roommates, your parents don’t get mad if your trifling ass is behind in the rent.