Top Ten Reasons to Look for Love on The Internet

10. It gives you a reason to break out those ten year old photos where you were 40lbs lighter and had much much more hair.

9. You can talk up a good game while sitting alone in the dark reeking of BO and Funyuns.

8. The worst that could happen the next morning is you wake up and piss ones and zeros.

7. Composing an email is much cheaper than buying a Long Island Iced Tea.

6. Because your mom got you a free membership to match.com, a.k.a. iwantgrandchildren.com

5. Now, thanks to Photoshop, every first date is a surprise.

4. The ice cream in the freezer is much closer when someone stands you up

3. Knowning how to use spell check makes you instantly irrestible.

2. Where else can you be naked on the first date?

1. Super Poking someone over the net is much easier than it is in real life.