Top Ten Worst Entry Level Jobs

10. Mime Apprentice: The performance reviews are always hard to interpret.

9. Food Critic Intern: When you start out, you get nothing but table scraps.

8. Event Promotion Assistant: Actually…working the t-shirt gun can be fun.

7. Entry Level Sales and Marketing: Who looks good wearing a sandwich board on the side of the road?

6. Proctology Intern: With a job like this, it’s comforting to know that the end is near.

5. Data Entry: Who knew learning to type fast with your cybersex partners would pay off?

4. R.N. In Training: Two words – Sponge bath.

3. Management Trainee: Can you manage getting coffee all day without killing your boss?

2. Seaman: To avoid the jokes, you constantly stress to others that you are a sea PERSON.

1. Freelance anything: Resume language for “I’m unemployed.”